Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-6329 (?)
- SCP-6329 is an enormous termite mound in Georgia, standing over 180 meters tall, which, despite its exterior, contains a vast, advanced modern office building with concrete, brick, and steel walls, complete with technology like computers, phones, and air conditioning. The mound is inhabited by SCP-6329-A instances, which are large, bipedal, intelligent termite-like creatures that follow a structured work schedule, performing various tasks within the office complex. These creatures are capable of human-level intelligence and communication, as demonstrated by a phone call where one identified itself as a "tax supervisor" for a company called "Cachex," selling property and furniture, and referred to humans as a "type of bug."
- Cynocephaly (?)
- Cynocephaly is a mythical concept describing beings with the head of a dog or other canid on a human body, a phenomenon found in legends and folklore across numerous cultures worldwide, including ancient Egypt, Greece, India, China, and medieval Europe. These dog-headed figures are distinct from werewolves or talking animals and appear in various contexts, from Egyptian deities like Anubis to accounts of dog-headed races by Greek historians and medieval travelers. Notably, some Eastern Orthodox icons depict Saint Christopher with a dog's head, a tradition possibly stemming from a linguistic misunderstanding. The widespread nature of cynocephaly highlights its enduring presence in human imagination, representing both monstrous and sometimes sacred or heroic figures throughout history.