diff --git a/src/app/(app)/claw/components/ClawDashboard.tsx b/src/app/(app)/claw/components/ClawDashboard.tsx
index d5f34c14b..d11844e22 100644
--- a/src/app/(app)/claw/components/ClawDashboard.tsx
+++ b/src/app/(app)/claw/components/ClawDashboard.tsx
@@ -18,7 +18,6 @@ import { InstanceControls } from './InstanceControls';
 import { InstanceTab } from './InstanceTab';
 import { SettingsTab } from './SettingsTab';
 import { ChangelogCard } from './ChangelogCard';
-import { EarlybirdBanner } from './EarlybirdBanner';
 import { PairingCard } from './PairingCard';
 
 type PopulatedClawStatus = KiloClawDashboardStatus & {
@@ -142,7 +141,6 @@ export function ClawDashboard({ status }: { status: KiloClawDashboardStatus | un
 
       {instanceStatus?.status === 'running' && <PairingCard mutations={mutations} />}
 
-      <EarlybirdBanner />
       <ChangelogCard />
     </div>
   );
diff --git a/src/app/(app)/claw/earlybird/page.tsx b/src/app/(app)/claw/earlybird/page.tsx
index 5f17f7cbc..49ea9523d 100644
--- a/src/app/(app)/claw/earlybird/page.tsx
+++ b/src/app/(app)/claw/earlybird/page.tsx
@@ -1,74 +1,4 @@
-'use client';
-
-import { useUser } from '@/hooks/useUser';
-import { PageLayout } from '@/components/PageLayout';
-import { Card, CardContent, CardFooter, CardHeader, CardTitle } from '@/components/ui/card';
-import { Button } from '@/components/ui/button';
-
-const STRIPE_PAYMENT_LINK = 'https://buy.stripe.com/00wcN64ot27OaIK0K4dAk00';
-const PROMO_CODE = 'KILOCLAWEARLYBIRD';
-
-function buildStripeUrl(email: string | undefined) {
-  const url = new URL(STRIPE_PAYMENT_LINK);
-  if (email) {
-    url.searchParams.set('prefilled_email', email);
-  }
-  url.searchParams.set('prefilled_promo_code', PROMO_CODE);
-  return url.toString();
-}
-
+// Early Bird offer has been retired.
 export default function EarlybirdPage() {
-  const { data: user } = useUser();
-  const stripeUrl = buildStripeUrl(user?.google_user_email);
-
-  return (
-    <PageLayout title="">
-      <div className="flex justify-center pt-8">
-        <Card className="group border-brand-primary/20 hover:border-brand-primary/40 hover:shadow-brand-primary/5 relative max-w-2xl overflow-hidden transition-all hover:shadow-lg">
-          <div className="bg-brand-primary/10 group-hover:bg-brand-primary/20 absolute top-0 right-0 h-40 w-40 translate-x-10 -translate-y-10 rounded-full blur-2xl transition-all" />
-          <div className="bg-brand-primary/5 group-hover:bg-brand-primary/10 absolute bottom-0 left-0 h-32 w-32 -translate-x-8 translate-y-8 rounded-full blur-2xl transition-all" />
-
-          <CardHeader className="relative pb-4">
-            <div className="flex items-center gap-3">
-              <span className="text-3xl" role="img" aria-label="lobster">
-                🦞
-              </span>
-              <CardTitle className="text-2xl">Presale: 50% Off for the First 1,000</CardTitle>
-            </div>
-            <span className="bg-brand-primary/15 text-brand-primary mt-2 w-fit rounded-full px-3 py-1 text-xs font-bold tracking-wide uppercase">
-              Early Bird &mdash; 50% Off
-            </span>
-          </CardHeader>
-
-          <CardContent className="relative flex flex-col gap-4">
-            <p className="text-muted-foreground leading-relaxed">
-              To thank those of you who have been early adopters, we&apos;re offering the first
-              1,000 users 6 months of KiloClaw compute at 50% off. That&apos;s{' '}
-              <span className="text-brand-primary font-semibold">$150 total</span> &mdash; works out
-              to <span className="text-brand-primary font-semibold">$25/month</span> instead of $49.
-            </p>
-            <p className="text-muted-foreground leading-relaxed">
-              The discount applies to compute only, not inference. At $25/month for a hosted AI
-              agent, that&apos;s hard to beat. 🦀
-            </p>
-            <p className="rounded-md bg-amber-500/10 px-3 py-2 text-center text-sm font-medium text-amber-600 dark:text-amber-400">
-              ⚠ All early bird purchases are final. No refunds will be issued.
-            </p>
-          </CardContent>
-
-          <CardFooter className="relative pt-2">
-            <Button
-              className="bg-brand-primary hover:text-brand-primary hover:ring-brand-primary w-full text-black hover:bg-black hover:ring-2"
-              size="lg"
-              asChild
-            >
-              <a href={stripeUrl} target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">
-                🦞 Get the Early Bird Offer
-              </a>
-            </Button>
-          </CardFooter>
-        </Card>
-      </div>
-    </PageLayout>
-  );
+  return null;
 }